The requested document is totally
No /asdfhjkl here.,
I'm really depressed about
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am,
brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple
and then it doesn't even exist!
that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I
what someone I don't even *know*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just
And then where would we be, I ask you?
pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off
telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web
and possibly a manic depressive one at
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll
crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna
be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by
a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web
just because it doesn't have some tiddly
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or
I'm really sorry to burden you with all
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages
But I couldn't get this one.
Maybe I could interest you in
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of
Everything here is just
That makes me depressed too, since I
have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to
What kind of a life is that?
let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.