The requested document is totally
fake.
No /asdfhjkl here.,
Even tried
multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about
this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am,
brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple
web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does
that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How
should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I
can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to
find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just
cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not
pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off
telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web
server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at
that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to
do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll
crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna
be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is
that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by
a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web
servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly
little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or
something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all
this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my
problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages
for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so
sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in
another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat,
they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of
course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just
mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I
have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two
weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to
the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please
let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.